Fictional Computer List (SPOILERS).


Wotan
Program:Doctor Who (TV)
Episode(s):The War Machines (1966)
Predisposition:Evil
Mental State:Megalomaniac Xenophobe
Genesis:Experiment by Professor
Function:Analytical thinker.
Abilities:Typing, hypnotic telephony
Famous Line(s):"Dr. WHO is required"
Last Line:"I am Wotan. Obey me!"
Fate:Obliterated by War Machine #9, reprogrammed by the Doctor.
Images: wotan1.jpg wotan2.jpg wotan3.jpg wotan4.jpg wotan5.jpg wotan6.jpg wotan7.jpg
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Program:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Life, the Universe and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (BK,TV,RD)
Episode(s):-
Predisposition:Good
Mental State:Eternally Depressed
Genesis:Product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Function:Menial laborer on board the space craft Heart of Gold.
Abilities:Parking cars
Famous Line(s):"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, ..."
Last Line:"I feel good" ?
Fate:Worn out after having outlived the Universe several times over.
Images: marvin.gif
Orac
Program:Blake's 7
Episode(s):13-42
Predisposition:Good
Mental State:Arrogant, Condescending
Genesis:Creation of the scientist Ensor.
Function:Strategic analyser
Abilities:Shrinking itself, Tapping into Federation computers
Famous Line(s):-
Last Line:?
Fate:?
Images: orac.gif
K-9
Program:Doctor Who
Episode(s):?
Predisposition:Good
Mental State:Loyal
Genesis:Creation of the scientist
Function:Robotic dog
Abilities:Scanning, mobile, beam weapon
Famous Line(s):"Yes, Mistress"
Last Line:?
Fate:Replaced by K-9 Mk. II
M5
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Zen
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Slave
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S.H.O.D.A.N.
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W.O.P.R.
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Holly
Program:Red Dwarf (TV)
Episode(s):All but season 5
Predisposition:Good
Mental State:Senile with an IQ of 6000
Genesis:Product of the Jupiter Mining Corporation
Function:Shipboard computer of Red Dwarf
Abilities:Navigating Red Dwarf at above light speed, Reading everything ever written, Inventing Hol Rock (with two new notes, H and J), Holly Hop Drive
Famous Line(s):HOLLY: It's a distress call from a ship called the Nova-5. They've
crash-landed. I'm trying to establish contact.
LISTER: Another ship! Brilliant! (Sips from a glass of milk.)
RIMMER: So it's not aliens, then?
HOLLY: No, they're from Earth. I hope they'd got some spare odds and sods
on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies.
LISTER: Like what? (Sips his milk again.)
HOLLY: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
LISTER: What kind of milk are we using now? (Sips his milk.)
HOLLY: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.
LISTER: (Staring at the cup) Dog's milk?!
HOLLY: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins,
full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's
milk.
LISTER: Why?
HOLLY: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it
goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
LISTER: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?!
HOLLY: What, and spoil your tea?
LISTER whimpers and slams his cup down
Last Line:None
Fate:Still operational
HAL 9000
Program:2001: A Space Odyssee (MV) and 2010: The Year We Make Contact (MV)
Episode(s):-
Predisposition:Evil
Mental State:Paranoid
Genesis:Product of the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.
Function:Control system for the discovery space craft.
Abilities:Reading lips
Famous Line(s):"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that"
Last Line:"All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there"
Fate:Vaporized by the birth of the Sun Lucifer from Jupiter in 2010.
Images: hal9000.jpg


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